So my mother is back home, has gotten over her shock at first reading my blog (having been reassured that I write for the edification of the faithful, or at least to remind them that the Bible is, um, a little more earthy than they were led to believe), and no longer has access to the internet. So, by popular demand and personal prurience, biblical erotica is back.

This one is a bit kinky: the last in the Samson series, it has him in the temple of Dagon, blinded, chained, stripped down. He asks the boy to guide him to the pillars of the temple …

As more than one commentator has observed, Samson really is a condom full of walnuts …

And those pillars are really a pair of thighs.

And as the thighs grow in size …

… becoming the most amazing, impressive and fearsome thunder thighs …

… so also does Samson become a massive cock, a worthy match for those idolatrous shanks.

Can’t help wondering what the hand of the ‘lad’ is doing here.

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