Forget the miniscule sausages on the printfektion stuff Deane Galbraith has been peddling, Zazzle has an impressive range of big, juicy sausages in many, many different forms. You might try the simple butcher sausage for starters or perhaps the silly sausage.  A little more risqué, bound to give the powers that be at SBL a few nervous twitches, is the black banger, or perhaps the eggs and sausage.

But my favourite and the one I’ll be wearing at SBL is: Ain’t no fest like a sausage fest!