Hittite law 199 states:

If anyone has sexual relations with a pig or a dog, he shall die … If an ox leaps on a man (in sexual excitement), the ox shall die; the man shall not die. They shall substitute one sheep for the man and put it to death. If a pig leaps on a man (in sexual excitement), it is not an offence.

Obviously the Australian representative player filmed with a dog is not a Hittite, otherwise he would have chosen a more suitable partner.

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