Of course the timing of this has nothing to do with Easter, but the Turin Shroud Center in Colorado has conned someone into giving them a shitload of money in order to recreate the face of Jesus from that 13th century forgery:
I don’t know about you, but he looks remarkably like those traditional pictures of some dude with a beard. But hey, why not use the Turin Banana:
Or perhaps the iron:
Or the KitKat found next to the shroud:
Or the Turin Dog’s Arse:
But the real question is: what would Jesus do in response to all of this speculation?
Or maybe …
Update: with thanks to Sean Burt.