So I’m unpacking my library once again, after completing the tiling and hauling out the bookshelves (all made from old timber). And what do I find? The Official Slacker Handbook. A question from this gem:

Before exiting the employee toilet at work do you instinctively:

a) Wash your hands thoroughly?

b) Check your gums for signs of receding?

c) Acquire several rolls of toilet paper that have helpfully been left out for you?