It’s true, I’m afraid. Under normal circumstances she doesn’t have internet access, but I have heard through the grapevine that she has had access for the last couple days up Brisbane way. I am sure she wants to have a serious ‘talk’ with me about all those enlightening posts about Allen Edwardes, the Patriarch’s Nuts and so forth. All I can say is, mum, there are some things you simply should not read!