Quality academic research: assessing penis enlargement techniques

An article recently published in one of the journals sponsored by the British Association of Urological Surgeons argues that some penis enlargement procedures do seem to work. In an extensive review of literature and comprehensive testing of appliances, researchers found that a few non-surgical penile entenders may stretch one’s lizard by a massive 1.8 cm.

How do they work? Traction is the key (not those suction pumps). All one need do is engage daily in six hours of usually painful traction for  four months, or, should you be stretched for time, four hours every day over six months.

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4 thoughts on “Quality academic research: assessing penis enlargement techniques

      1. So what you’re basically saying is that you reject the pre-Revisionist statements of the Lenin All-Union Academy of Agricultural Sciences.

        I seriously cannot believe what I’m reading here…

  1. Comrade Engels said at the funeral of Karl Marx in 1883: ‘Just as Darwin discovered the law of development of organic nature, so Marx discovered the law of development of human history’. Further, your Lamarckian proposition is backed up by reference to spurious authorities. Nothing less than Trudovik opportunism!

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