I know this one has done the rounds, but it’s a good one: A couple of years ago, the Brazilian oncologist and winner of the Nobel Prize in Medicine, Drauzio Varella, opined:

In today’s world we are investing five times more money in research for drugs for male virility, and silicone breasts implants for women, than for a cure for Alzheimer’s.

In a few years the world will be full of old women with torpedo tits, and old men with erections, but none of them will remember what they are for.