Carrying a lovely block of Gouda Oud cheese over the last couple of days gave me pause to reflect on the appeal of sweaty cheese. Untapped possibilities lie here, such as a literary simile:
Her skin had the lustre and fine sheen of sweaty cheese …
Or perhaps a line of soaps, deodorants and fragrances known as ‘Sweaty Cheese’, with the slogan:
Forget knob cheese, try sweaty cheese – because you’re worth it!