Carrying a lovely block of Gouda Oud cheese over the last couple of days gave me pause to reflect on the appeal of sweaty cheese. Untapped possibilities lie here, such as a literary simile:

Her skin had the lustre and fine sheen of sweaty cheese …

Or perhaps a line of soaps, deodorants and fragrances known as ‘Sweaty Cheese’, with the slogan:

Forget knob cheese, try sweaty cheese – because you’re worth it!

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