I want one of those toilet mats for my birthday

You know the ones. They lie at the foot of the toilet, are somewhat soft and plush, and massage your feet when you have a piss:

toilet mat 01

 

The problem is that they are always stained, since the prime purpose of such mats is to catch stray drops of piss. They should be called piss-catchers:

toilet mat 02

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